Okay, so I am naturally a pretty large chested girl. And recently, I have been so fucking FRUSTRATED about it. I have for years thought of a breast reduction, and kind of hope that if I do loose weight, some of my chest comes off, but really. The problems outweigh - at least from my perspective - the gains (Free food and drinks? Please, I'm too awkward to accept something like that).
Now mind you, in my case it is somewhat more exaggerated than most people. I'm not awkward about their size, at all, but I am really annoyed with the problems they pose. Fyi. I'd love to go down to a 80C-D (36C-D for you uncivilized people). I am currently in a 80F (36E/DD - Depending on UK or US) - Yeah, not the largest out there (They apparently make Bra sizes up to 100K... Mewp), then it is still somewhat above average, and more than what I'd be comfortable with.
So I composed a small list of problems which I frequently encounter! Whoo!
And I am sorry for the swearing. If you don't like it, don't read it.
I just got anger issues
- Sleep. Any kind of sleeping position, it's a pain. Sleeping on your stomach is out of the question.
- "Hello? My eyes are up here?" (It's more awkward than you can imagine...)
- "Are they real?" If you ask this question, I'm going to come and murder you >.>
- T-shirts with a tad too low neckopening. Unintentional cleavage.
- Any kind of clothing really. Finding something which looks decent, or even fits, is a -pain-.
- Pain. Ooooh so much pain. Mainly in the back. It -hurts-.
- Zealous bra wearing. Going without for a day is out of the question too. Just, nope.
- Bras in general. In a shop, only about 1/10 will fit you. Most only makes bras from A-D. >.>
- Lingerie. Bet ya didn't see this coming, but most lingerie is, like above, from A-D. Which is silly, considering that they don't support naturally big chested people >.>
- Stretch marks. Grew too fast? Sucks. Stretch marks aaaaaall over your breasts.
- Sports. There be Jiggles. EVERYWHERE.
- Carrying stuff? Want to support it on your chest? NOPE.
- The food-dropping-into-the-cleavage problem. It's -really- awkward. You're either fishing for something under your blouse, or got a piece of meat stuck in your bra.
- Getting the Bra on. It's a surprising challenge.
- Remember the sports mention? Running. Is a pain. Running up and down stairs, even more so. It's like they're trying to jump out of your blouse.
- Underwires... Q_Q All the pain. It's like knives. On your chest.
- Swimwear is dangerous. You're either spilling out or -massive- cleavage.
- The creepy comments. First time a man came with a really creepy pickup joke to me... I was twelve. ._.
- The backless dress jealousy. It happens. (Lucky bastards..)
- Strapless stuff. Nope. Nope, nope, nope.
- Carrying a bag is kind of awkward. The strap is supposed to cross your chest? Yeah, no. (Same problem with Seat Belts)
- It's really awkward, but you sweat under you boobs. A lot. And sometimes get rashes (the -WORST-).
- Giving short people hugs (I'm pretty tall, all things considered).
- Heels can make backpains worse and give bone problems. So yeah, that's out of the question. And speaking of it, they make you too unbalanced for heels anyways.
- The bimbo factor. For some reason, some people think that because you got a big bust, you're cheap. Well, you know what? Fuck yourselves. With razors. >.> Blarf.
- Now this one is only targeted on some, but... Large bust + blonde? GODs, the comments! They're horrible!
- And the last one is... Wait for it. The judgement. Statistically, it's harder to advance, especially business wise, with a larger chest. People just struggle to take you seriously. Pain. In. The. Rear.